Down in Tennessee....

and up to NO-O-O good.
I believe there is a country song
of a similar title.
This song however...
is not about some country girl...
it's about....
one ornery big brother
named....
Conner.
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Rewind to 24 hours ago.
As I sit in the living room chair
I hear a little voice quietly whispering,
"Hey Carson,..... psst, Hey Carson, come here."
That would be the voice of...
Who else...
Conner!
I wonder what the sneakiness if about...
but decide to give it a second.
Carson makes his way to Conner...
and after a few seconds, I hear a door shut,
I realize they are in Alex's room...
door shut...
oh yeah...
my mind knows...
somebody's up to no good all right!
After me calling several times
for them to get out of Alex's room,
I suddenly hear another little voice...
a very unhappy voice...
it's Carson...
"I AM NOT A GIRL... Conner,... I am NOT a girl!"
then I see this....
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You know me...
I always have the camera at the ready!
While I shoot a couple of quick shots...
Carson continues...
"I don't like skirts...I DON'T like skirts!!"
Granted he's not wearing the full get up...
just the shirt and the bloomers...
but he is NOT happy...just the same.
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Then I turn my head to see this face.
Just with that smile...
he is saying yes..
I did it...
and I am proud of myself for it!
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I thought I would use my
Dr. Phil psychology on him.
I explained how Carson did not appreciate him doing that...
that he was a BOY...
and boys don't dress like girls.
I then proceded to tell him
that he could see how Carson felt by putting the clothes on himself.
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I had forgotten...
this IS Conner we are talking about.
All previous attempts at reverse psychology have failed on this kid.
see below...
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Does that look like a kid who cares about reverse psychology?!!
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How dare he mock me as I snap yet another picture...
and try to keep myself composed.
Trust me, this is one behavior I do NOT want to encourage!
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He actually seemed so amused at himself
so much so...
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that he thought he would take it one step further....
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and add the perfect finishing touch...
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the hair ribbon to go with it!!
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So much for punishment...
he thought he was
a headliner on
the
Blue Collar Comedy Tour.
Heaven help me...
Gotta go..
Dr. Phil's calling me back on the other line.
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Sorry for the picture quality
in the next couple of posts.
He had me so torn up,
I forgot to change my camera settings!
Imagine that!